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August 28 2017

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Lorde performs onstage at the 2017 MTV Video Music Awards at The Forum on August 27, 2017 in Inglewood, California.

August 27 2017





i’m watching a british youtuber’s birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? because he had no say in it, no say in it at all” which was received with confused existential horror, and this is how i just discovered that australian happy birthday songs are not universal


do you not sing this in other countries?!?!??

NO we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they’d never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit.



sometimes u just gotta wear a robe with ur tiddies out… get high… lament

I thought i wrote this and I was so scared



when that seasonal depression hit someone add a pic im on mobile

August 26 2017


someone: shows me any kind of affection expecting nothing in return

me, shaking, crying a little: wtf

useless ancient roman law facts


  • if you call someone to witness and they refused to show up, you are legally entitled to stand outside their house and scream, but only every third day
  • you can sell your son into slavery once or twice, but after the third time he doesn’t have to put up with that shit anymore
  • no wailing allowed at funerals
  • also you can only have ONE funeral per person, don’t get greedy
  • if your neighbor’s tree has a branch hanging into your yard, you can legally cut down the entire fucking tree
  • however, if some of your neighbor’s fruit from his dumb tree falls into your yard, he can legally come into your yard to snoop around get it
  • if you call someone to witness and they’re too sick or old to get to court themselves, you have to provide a cart for them to come in, but it doesn’t have to be, like, a nice cart if you don’t want it to

August 25 2017

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Film Facts
X-Men (2000)
 The scene in the train station where a young boy smiles at Cyclops and he smiles back was unplanned. The boy was a huge X-Men fan, and Cyclops was his favorite. The scene originally called for Cyclops to look at the train schedule, but according to Bryan Singer, the boy could not stop smiling at James Marsden. Finally, during one shot, Marsden just looked back at him and smiled, much to the boy’s delight. Bryan Singer liked the idea so much, he kept it in the film.

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Does this count as contributing to the new meme

August 24 2017


i love how gay girls just say shit like “im such a bread lesbian” and everyone else is just like yes sister!


take some time to reflect on how much you’ve grown over the last few months, in any way, whether you started going to therapy, got a new job, gained new interests, finished your exams, started journaling, or even became more empathetic towards yourself. remind yourself that growth is always there, and that it doesn’t need to be incredibly life-changing to hold significance. you are growing in every way; and these things often lead to very bright things.

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Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

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Laura in paradise


August 23 2017


i will hesitate bitch

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dont go in

go in

i want to see the cat


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I believe this is one of the best tweets ever twotted

August 22 2017


Gordon Ramsey x reader HURT/COMFORT - no mean comments! gordon tells you your fridge is a disgrace then holds you

August 21 2017

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Hard Feelings / Loveless (Vevo x Lorde)


the extent to which straight people don’t get gay humour is incredible like the whole thing is a satirisation of how gay people have been treated for years like the reason we say “___ is for gays only” is because yall have been going around calling everything you don’t like gay and we’re making fun of that dumb mindset and taking away the power of it and having fun and yall still come onto every gay satire post with this “what if straight people said this about you” like you have?? that’s why the post was made in the first place i don’t understand how yall are this oblivious it’s honestly baffling to me

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